Archimedes’ top 3 pickup lines

  • “Give me a place to put this lever, and I will move the earth.”
  • “Give me a place to hang this toga, and I will rock your world.”
  • “Are you an earthquake? ‘Cuz you make my knees tremble.”

(As recorded by the historian Herodotus after a long party weekend in Crete.)

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