Boys by the Month
January’s boy can’t spell
February likes hair gel.
March loves flowers, so it goes,
April’s boy has extra toes.
May is ugly, sad to say,
June’s boy “swings the other way.”
A July boy means high tax brackets
August’s boy wears bomber jackets.
September’s boy forgets his name
October’s boy is mostly lame.
November’s boy has perfect pitch
December’s boy gets filthy rich.