Lesser Superhero Skills

Extra furtiveness   (The Mole Rat)

Can fly feet-first   (Amazing Slider-Man)

Ability to wear sport coats in either regular or long sizes   (Mr. Blackwell)

Sweet-smelling morning breath   (The Iron Gent)

Trunk functions as a built-in stethoscope   (Pachydermo)

‘Stealth’ flying canoe   (Nokomis)

Ability to lower the price of every entree on the menu by five dollars   (The Diner)

When angered, can grind coffee perfectly with his bare fists   (The Caffiend)

“Strains evil the way a whale strains plankton.”   (The Orca)

 

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