The Lesser Quotes of Yogi Berra

“When life gives you a wooden leg, take it.”

“The way people die there in agony all the time, you’d think hospitals would be out of business.”

“These waterproof shoes actually let water in quite easily.”

“The difference between a baseball dugout and a dugout canoe is that the canoe isn’t spattered with tobacco juice.”

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