Traditional Funeral Notice Abbreviations

POF Please omit flowers
OC Open casket
EEW Expect excessive weeping
AEC Absurdly expensive casket
OFD Overbearing funeral director
LLHJS Looks like he’s just sleeping
LSA Looks slightly awake
TMM Too much makeup
PIHSIL Please ignore hostile son-in-law
SFTFOR Strange funeral traditions from offbeat religion
PML Pop music, lovable
PMI Pop music, inappropriate
COPDML Creepy old pink decorative mortuary lamps
IJU Inappropriately jovial uncle
WO Wavery organ
MWIDKD Minister winging it, didn’t know deceased
MKDRBHNCTC Minister knew deceased, resentful because he never came to church
CMBWCBJ Corpse may be wearing Chicago Bears jersey
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